DooWa’s Lazy NM Review

Posted on Nov 22nd 2009 by doowaditty.

Jess, I totally though of you each time Jasper appeared on the screen if that's any consolation.

Lemme first of all say – L.A. kicked my fucking ass, but the beat down hurt so good.

K, now on with the show …

I won’t go in depth with my personal New Moon review but I will point out some highlights of the movie as well as WTFly weekend.

Jacob did a whole lot of jogging
While I am feelin Alex Meraz’s smirk and body, I was not feelin his nose flare Incredible Hulk shakes before he shape shifted
Bella dun stepped her game up in this film. Maybe she read some of our earlier posts baggin on her?
Jacob, although obviously yolked still didn’t convince me. The book made him out to be abnormally bigger. I wish they had given him some platforms or filmed scenes with him standing on the curb while Bella was on the street and just filmed from waist up.
Did you like the ending? I’m still on the fence with this one.
Charlie Swan is HILARIOUS.
My friend posted this on Facebook: “Top places to meet a girl in 2009: Anywhere they sell red velvet cupcakes, Lady Ga Ga concert, and midnight showing of Twilight (New Moon) at any theater …” DAMN HE’S GOOD.
I’m sorry but Jacob as a wolf still seemed way too cute and cuddly.
That old rasta-bortionist parody totally ruined the Laurent field scene with him and Bella. Everytime he would talk that’s all I could think of.
Did anyone catch Jacob’s wolf eyes tear up at the end scene? I damn ner teared up myself poor thing.
And lastly – AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HATED BELLA AFTER WATCHING THIS MOVIE? Yah I’m a hater and yah I said it. Urghhh.

If you’re mad at my last statement stare at the red cross hairs in this picture and then look at the wall and calm the fuck down. Edward Cullen is officially just as popular as Jesus H. Christ. ‘Cuz that’s the only other celebrity who has one of these thingies. I’m so going to hell for calling Jesus a celebrity.