lmao

Because Rach has threatened to not be my friend on days I’m not online and I repeatedly try to hang myself with my mouse cord when she signs off at 4:30 and I’m left talking to my rubberband ball  (Yes, I have one. It’s pretty sweet too). We are online talking to each other all day everyday. Even when we’re in the same living room sometimes. And it’s safe to say that at least 40% of the time we’re talking about Twilight (the other percentage dealing with food, fashion, and food).

However, today we had an extremely important matter to discuss and one really important question, which is after the jump.

WHO THE FUCK IS BEN CHENNEY?

[12:17] doowa: whats justin chons name in the movie again
[12:17] doowa: y do i have demencia?
[12:18] rachem: LMAO
[12:18] rachem: um
[12:18] rachem: umm
[12:18] rachem: see now i dont remember
[12:18] rachem: christian was angela
[12:18] rachem: jessica
[12:18] rachem: mike
[12:18] rachem: epic fail
[12:18] rachem: i can’t remember
[12:18] doowa: not ben right
[12:19] rachem: not ben
[12:19] rachem: i almost said brian
[12:19] rachem: but thats not right either
[12:19] doowa: cuz in eclipse
[12:19] doowa: angela’s bf is BEN
[12:19] doowa: i was reading it last nite
[12:19] doowa: and was like
[12:19] doowa: WHO THE FUCK IS BEN
[12:19] rachem: LOL.
[12:19] rachem: ok wait
[12:19] doowa: i dont remember her getting a new bf
[12:19] rachem: lets look it up
[12:20] rachem: ERIC
[12:20] doowa: duh
[12:20] doowa: ok
[12:21] doowa: y is her bf in eclipse ben chenney
[12:21] rachem: who the fuck is ben chenney?
[12:21] doowa: lmao
[12:21] doowa: ja;kldjfklsjdf
[12:21] doowa: THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
[12:21] doowa: but last nite i was reading eclipse
[12:21] doowa: and angela now has a bf named ben
[12:21] doowa: and then i just googled
[12:21] doowa: it
[12:21] rachem: i dont believe you
[12:22] doowa: did someone kill eric and i COMPLETELY demencia’d out?
[12:23] rachem: Ben Cheney is a boy who goes to school with Bella, and is the boyfriend of Angela Weber.
[12:23] rachem: then who is eric yorke
[12:23] doowa: eric
[12:24] doowa: is JUSTIN CHON
[12:24] doowa: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[12:24] doowa: WTF
[12:24] doowa: wait
[12:24] doowa: who is the guy
[12:24] doowa: who works at the place bella works at
[12:24] doowa: the hiking equipment store
[12:24] doowa: is that ben?
[12:24] doowa: and if it is how the hell did he end up with angela
[12:24] rachem: http://twilightsaga.wikia.com/wiki/Eric_Yorkie
[12:24] rachem: i am so lost
[12:25] doowa: they need a twilight help line
[12:25] doowa: for when its 3am
[12:25] rachem: ah
[12:25] rachem: It was revealed that the characters of Eric and Ben Cheney were combined into one person during the movie.
[12:25] doowa: and i still cant think of ben
[12:25] doowa: WHAT THE FUCK HOW IN THE HELL ARE U GONNA DO THAT AND WHY
[12:25] doowa: THAT IS SO STUPID
[12:25] doowa: Y AM I SO ANGRY
[12:25] rachem: That is the reason Angela is so excited to go out with Eric.
[12:25] doowa: BECAUSE ITS THE SAME PERSON?
[12:25] doowa: LMAO
[12:25] doowa: i wouldnt be excited to go out with the same person
[12:26] rachem: lmao
[12:26] doowa: like dude ur still my bf, i thought i signed up for that edward fella
[12:26] rachem: idk thats what it says
[12:26] rachem: i just copied and pasted
[12:26] rachem: LMAO
[12:26] doowa: i hope
[12:26] doowa: they never bring ben into eclipse PERIOD
[12:26] doowa: theyre gonna give eric blonde hair and call it a day LMAO

[12:26] rachem: LMAO
[12:26] rachem: gagagagagagagaag
[12:27] rachem: ok but no
[12:27] rachem: i like justin chon
[12:28] rachem: and dude did we ever
[12:28] rachem: blog about this twilight wiki?
[12:28] rachem: cuz its cool
[12:28] rachem: lol.
[12:30] doowa: dont think so
[12:30] doowa: but im about to blog this convo
[12:30] doowa: cuz
[12:30] doowa: if u re read it
[12:30] doowa: its a really SERIOUS convo
[12:30] doowa: lmao
[12:30] doowa: “The Adventures of Rachem and DooWa”

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