when i get a phonecall from lawn in the middle of the day i know it can only be one of THREE things:

  1. hellz related
  2. blog related
  3. TWILIGHT RELATED

and sure ‘nuf, this call was for #3… somewhat along these lines:

LAWN: OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGGGGGG I THINK… TAYLOR… IS BEHIND ME….

ME: what??!?!!?!

LAWN: OMG WHAT KIND OF CAR DOES HE DRIVE? HE’S RIIIIGHT BEHIND ME!!!!

ME: google image searching… IS IT A WHITE CAR??

LAWN: yes!!!!

ME: ok wait… finding more… he drives a white AUDI–

LAWN: i think i see red seats–

ME: OMG YESSS!!! HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!

LAWN: what do i DO!?!?!

ME: IDK! TAKE A PIC OF YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR!

LAWN: lemme call you back!

LAWN: SHIT! i took a pic but i forgot to turn the flash off! now he slowed down and switched lanes, but i got it!

ME: OMG SEND!!!!

and that folks… is what lead to these pics:

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notice how much further this shot is? LMAO. CAUGHT.

TELLLLLL ME THAT THAT CAR DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THIS:

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it was SOOOOOOOOO HIM!!!!!!