TAYLOR AS ‘STRETCH ARMSTRONG’
Posted on Feb 8th 2010 by misslawncullen.
Remember Stretch Armstrong from waaaay back in the day?! Nooooo, he’s not a porn star! Although that name would be like THE best porn name ever. Stretch Armstrong was actually a toy that you, well ughhh… stretched. Well, anyways Universal just cast Taylor Lautner to play the super hero based on the Hasbro toy.
Hmmm… makes me wonder if ALL of Taylor will stretch… if yah know what I mean, teehee. Oh and can you imagine Taylor in the positions illustrated above?! Hahaha… I have to see him in that first one w/ his legs up!!! Too bad I’ll have to til 2012 to see…
2 Responses to “TAYLOR AS ‘STRETCH ARMSTRONG’”
pinkcandles on: February 8th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
ha ha – my husband actually HAS one of those action figures from back in the day. that and GI Joe and the Six Million Dollar Man.
Joanna O on: February 10th, 2010 at 1:47 am
I agree on the porn name.
God, this boy is beautiful.
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