Wax On, Wax Off
Posted on Mar 25th 2010 by doowaditty.
Ladies (and some gents *bends wrist at a sharp 90 degree angle*) your wishes have been finally answered. No, not the one about having Robert Pattinson magically appear naked, vulnerable, and in your bed. The second wish about someone inventing a lifesize R. Patz sex toy duh!
OK fine, maybe not. Buuut Madame Tussauds Wax Museum unveiled their new Robert Pattinson wax figure in both their New York and London locations. Man, I wonder how long these things will last before the crotch area is missing and his mouth is all melted off …
Which wax figure did YOU think did the most justice to our beloved R. Patz? London or NY and why?
London
New York
9 Responses to “Wax On, Wax Off”
kaezel on: March 25th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
his jaws needs to be a tad bit wider and his eyes are NOT right. Hair looks awesome tho!
TwiLex on: March 25th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
New York is definitely closer to the real RP, but there is something just not right and off about it as kaezel points out.
T.I. on: March 25th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
exactly! NY is better…his jaw is wider. i know this! why? because i, apparently, have a jaw obsession and this man started it! LOL
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Victoria on: March 26th, 2010 at 6:24 am
agree with eyes, jaw, and NY.
KAY on: March 26th, 2010 at 9:04 am
EWWW HIS EYES ARE ALL WRONG! I LIKE THE HAIR THOUGH!
TwiLex on: March 26th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
I think the hair has too much volume up top. It has hte messiness going on but it almost looks too full. Needless to say, I am disappointed.
potterUbik on: March 27th, 2010 at 2:35 am
Is is head in real as alien-like as the wax model ??
me on: March 28th, 2010 at 8:37 am
all wrong… looks like he was done in one of his distorted in-between expressions…. These expressions are all loved in the flesh, though it is hard to to capture the perfect perfection of Robert Pattison. How can perfection be duplicated? By imperfection?
NY closest, from a distance…. but no not good. The only way to get it perfect is to have Pattinson let them pour wax over him to get every bite perfectly.
But no, do not harm Robert. Ever.
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