uhm… i’m trying not to get caught…
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doowaditty
good god i haven’t done one of these in foreverrrr but i’m dying for the following reasons:
1) just like jess, i’m trying to not get caught. hence,
2) i look like an idiot ‘cuz i tried to smile but i got scared and took the pic before i got a chance to and u can barely see my “W” and
3) i cut my hair again and just like jess, i look like a little chinese boy lmao. love u jess.
Today is the day (at least in my book) that R. Patz actually gives Edward Cullen a run for his money. I watched the Golden Globes today on my girl Kris’s couch and as he presented an award both me and her couldn’t help but gasp. He looks amazing. I haven’t seen him look this good since … since … maybe EVER. I want to have his babies. That is all.
And he could give a rats ass about our beloved Bella.
In not entirely non-Twilight related news, I got an email regarding Catherine Hardwicke’s newest endeavor: Red Riding Hood. And I can totally see the similarities with the two films. Could’ve used some hotter guys in it, but for the most part it looks kinda interesting. I especially love the contrast of her red hood against the snow. What do you guys think, will you be watching it?
Holy crap I’m alive - barely. I’m still in bed right now complete with no makeup, stank breath, nappy hair, and eye crust. But this pic was taken slightly after midnight so it still counts! Have a good weekend everyone, and for those of you in the Bay, don’t forget to check out the Hellz sample sale this weekend in SF! (shameless plug I know, but we can talk about vampires there if you like)
doowaditty
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YOSHI: hollerrrrr – its my last day off before i start my new job and i just got this awesome pendleton cardigan thingy – perfect, because my apt is cold lol – oh and i just finished re-reading BD wooohooo!
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misslawn: YO YO YO!!! I am sooooo frickin’ happy today is friday!!! Who else here is excited to see the Pacquiao fight tomorrow?! I am I am!!!
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Raaachem: I’m gettin’ ready to leave the workhouse, bout to setup for the sample sale tomorrow! COME THRU SF!!!
What the Forks are YOU doing today?!
Now you know Twilight has reached an all new level of stardom when one of these “Not Another Scary/Teen Movie” type deals come out. The only part that made me laugh was The Wolf Pack scene lol. So, will any of you be watching this next month?
But not in a Debbie Does Dallas kinda way.
A few weekends ago, I tagged along with one of my bests and her family to Reno, and my first thought was, “Good God I’m gonna have to get really drunk to enjoy this trip.” But surprisingly, I managed to stay sober (except for those 2.5 hours before having a quesadilla and after chugging down 44 oz of strawberry daiquiri) and was entertained throughout the stay. This was partly due to a random Twilight convention that took place right in our very own hotel!
There were games, raffles, food, contests, and giveaways! I’d tell you more about it but how about I show you some pictures instead? Nothing like an Edward Cullen lookalike to revive that dying Twi-tard in you!
They needed security for him by the end of the night.
After watching Eclipse for the second time in one week, 3 things became official:
1) I hate ____
2) ____ can’t act
3) and Alice and Jasper are my favorite couple on AND off screen (sorry Jess)
The first two things I mentioned in a previous blog but because they don’t make any bullet-proof vest with the Cullen Crest monogram on it, I dare not repeat them again. However, I figured it was safe to share my thoughts on #3. Besides, Jess is on the other side of the country. By the time she gets over here, I would’ve had plenty of time to escape.
Obviously, I have a favorite pair, but I do think each couple in the Cullen clan is cute in their own way and all have a love that is worthy of an eternity together. So just to be fair, I’m giving all of them a shout-out, in high school yearbook form. Starting with …
This morning I sat next to the mortal equivalent of Riley on BART (which reminds me, I need to write a missed connections ad on Craigslist for him lmao) and emailed the girls about it.
This naturally sparked a hormone induced thread where we somehow … got on the topic of Edward’s eyebrows in Eclipse. Which then, reminded me of how his sideburns bothered me. Which then, prompted Jess to bring up his slight weight gain. Which then, made us both realize – “Edward Cullen, you is SLACKIN!”
Don’t get me wrong. I’m forever Team Edward. Although I still can’t shake Jasper’s accent in Eclipse, I reckon it was the hottest thing everrrr. I can only image the pillow talk him and Alice have – but I digress. It’s just that, come on buddy! You’re supposed to be like, the most beautiful thing EVERRR. And in Twilight, when you first graced the screen I totally got it. And judging by the shrieks of dozens of other ladies in the theater that night, they got it too. But that was back when you looked like this:
Grey peacoat blue t-shirt Edward, My fave
And then you left Bella and went off far yonder. Meanwhile your boy Jacob chopped off his hair, and got all buffed on us and you looked somewhat like this:
Airbrushed 6-pack Edward
And then you and Bellz made up, you started to eat more and more deer and began to gain “happy pounds”. In addition to those damn sideburns that look like someone did a bad taper on ‘em (p.s. this pic do his sideburns no justice).
Mutton Edward
In no way am I suggesting that Edward is fat. I mean, come on. Edward is perfect. All he gotta do is run from Forks down to Cali and back and the weight will be gone. I’m just sayin, I want Twilight Edward back. You know, the one I was ashamed of lusting over ‘cuz .. well … ‘CUZ HE WASN’T REAL! Yah, that one.
Which Edward was your fave? Anyone else signing the “Edward Cullen, Please bring sexy back” petition with me? ‘Cuz I’ve been defending his beauty for far too long to have him fall off in Broken Dawn. Boy better bring it! He has a beach scene in it for crying out loud!
It’s probably a given that the DILF in the group is Carlisle. And you can’t get any more OG than Billy Black. But I feel as if there’s one father in the movie that hasn’t been getting the credit that he deserves although I swear he gets funnier and funnier with every film, and that’s Chief Swan.
Sure, he may not be a spirit warrior, or even married to Kelly Taylor, but Chief Swan will always have a special place in my heart. Not in that creepy Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thorton kinda way, but I just can’t help but feel for the dude. Poor things daughter never listens to him, his ex-wife remarried, and vampires are always visiting him in his sleep without him even knowing they exist!
But I think the real reason I love Charlie (you like that first name basis stuff?) is because he’s hilarious! Every scene he was in made me laugh. I was going to put this in the post I wrote down there (Total Eclipse of the Heart) but I thought I’d give him his own post since he’s already so underappreciated.
So Chief Swan, I salute you! Not only that. But I wanna like, have lunch with you. I got a few aunts who might be around your age that you may get along with. I sure hope you like lumpia!
