What the Forks?!

Alright, Kay, I know I said I wouldn’t blog about Eclipse since you and T.I. both haven’t watched it. But being a Twi-hard you should know that I’m nearly peeing in my pants trying to contain my excitement so yall, along with anyone else who hasn’t watched it yet, will just have to skip this post for now.

I won’t do a full on review, but I will say the following:

1. It was my favorite movie out of the 3 thus far. While there were parts we could’ve lived without, and parts that they could’ve elaborated on (which goes the same for Twilight, and New Moon as well)  – in my opinion, the fighting sequences made up for it. Sure, it wasn’t no Transformers or 300 action flick but everytime I saw the Cullens look bad ass in their “Bring it,” stance, or saw the wolf pack attack – I got a surge of excitement and started cheering. Guilty as charged.
2. Taylor Lautner can’t act? I added that question mark in there becaus I can’t believe that it took watching 3 movies for me to figure this out. I guess his nosed detered me in Twilight, and then the emergence of his newfound physique distracted me in New Moon. But apparently I’m somewhat over it ‘cuz THE BOY CANNOT ACT! At least not in the garage scene where he told Bella he would rather her be dead than a vampire. I couldn’t even oogle at his traps ‘cuz his performance was so unconvincing.
3. Team Jacob FTW: Despite his Academy Award winning performance though, Team Jacob was definitely in the house. I’ll forever be Team Edward but at the Mercado theater Jacob definitely got more screams and swoons everytime he hit the screen than Edward did. I was a little sad. But then I figured, oh well, more for me.
4. And the award for cutest couple goes to: Alice and Jasper. For sure. I’ve loved Alice the moment she twirled her way into my heart in Twilight, and we all know how hot the man behind Jasper is in real life but hearing his southern twang in the movie crisp and clear added to his hotness factor. There’s one scene in the movie with them, that totally made me, “awww,” I won’t spoil it for yall. But if you wanna take a guess and tell me which scene you think it is go for it!
5. I HATE BELLA. I really do. Team Switzerland my ass. More like Team I’m a selfish, inconsiderate, insensitive, confused leader-on’er. And I know leader on-er isn’t even a word but I don’t care, that’s how much she irritates me in this film lol. And just to clarify before my ass gets burnt at the stake, I love K. Stew’s awkward ass. Just not Bella’s. This shit would not fly in real life. If I was Alice I’d be slashing her red truck tires for being unreasonable with my brother like she is in this movie.

Apparently Seattle isn’t the only place Riley and his clan have visited.

According to KTVU, a Colorado woman drove her SUV into a ditch due to a vampire sighting. No really, read for yourself:

FRUITA, Colo. — A Colorado woman claims the sight of a vampire spooked her into backing her sport utility vehicle into a ditch. According to the Colorado State Patrol, the Fruita woman was driving down an unlit dirt road late Sunday, when she put her SUV in reverse and backed it into a canal.

 She told first responders she put the car in reverse because a vampire was chasing her.

 The woman was not injured in the crash. Troopers do not think drugs or alcohol were a factor, but said the woman may not have taken certain medications that day.

 They added they found no evidence of a vampire.

OK. I’m sorry but that last line had be DYING. It was as if the writer was submilinaly saying, “Oh, and btw lady you’re a fucking loony bin.” You should see my face right now. Actually, here …

That's my "Um okaaaaaay?!" face.

HAPPY FLYday y’all!    I’m posting this on behalf of DooWa and I… While she’s packing for her stupid weekend getaway in the stupid sun… and i’m at WORK!  YIPEE! lol.   She calls this one, “the lush and the lesbian”  yep… that sounds about right.

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T.I.: since my computer was acting like a brat ALL DAY LONG, i’m posting my pic now. technically it’s saturday…but whatever.  i took this pic earlier today so it was still friday! i didn’t exactly cheat! LOL (and yes…there is no longer a ring on my finger)   1 week from today and i will be in Jacksonville, Florida living the life!   Happy weekend everyone!

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WTFriends?!

Jeanine's friend Joe was posing with a bag of garlic and she thought of us!

WTFORKS ARE YOU DOIN?

I’m sorry but I’m one of the suckers (pun intended) who fell for the ridiculousness of the Jersey Shore so naturally I was dying when I saw this Twilight spoof. My favorite part is the beginning where Snooki … well, acts like Snooki lol.

So ummm, remember that underaged shirtless warewolf kid from the Twilight series? The one that had cougars of all shapes, colors, and sizes in a frenzy? Well he’s back. In GQ mag. With a vengeance. With all “To Catch a Predator” thoughts aside though, this is his best spread (no pun intended) thus far. I esp love the ones of him with his hands wrapped up. I’m just gonna stare at his abs and pretend he’s someone else now … who? I don’t care. Long as they’re at least 25. But for the rest of yall, you definitely want to check out the rest of the pics after the jump. And make sure you got a sham-wow nearby.

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Misslawn: Is it just me or did this week just fly by?! I seriously thought today was thursday… I guess time flies when you’re having fun. Anyways, look at how long my hair is now!!! I’m in desperate need of a new do. Oh oh oh… I have some exciting news for you guys in regards to a project I did with some of the twi-cast Eeeeeeppppp… I can’t wait to give you the deets. TGIF twitches!!!

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DooWa

And while Lawn’s looking all “I am woman hear me rawrrr” with her magical mane, here I am looking like a little boy with eyeliner on for the Giants game after work. The one thing I do like about my 9-5 is that I got awesome co-workers that leave things like this on my desk. So thoughtful lol. I wonder how they knew? Maybe it was the picture of R. Patz on my wall … or perhaps the newspaper clipping my other co-worker left where he drew a mustache on Bella lol. Anway, happy Friday yall!

Raaachem: Excuse me  but does Lawn have sex hair?  MY FUCKIN’ BAD.  Just wanted to share with u guys a picture of me on Isle Esme.   My boo boo Edward took it of me during our honeymoon.  Actually, its not even daylight out, it was midnight.   It just looks like the daytime cuz he’s, u know, a sparkly vampire and all.

Betsey J:

I’m sort of cheating. This photo was from the other day, but hey I’m reppin with my fangs! I’m just lookin a hot mess today after no sleep last night. Can’t be showin’ off that. Happy Friday!

T.I.: okay okayyy so it’s technically not friday anymore…but my computer was slowwwwww earlier today. sooo i am in a singing competition and i just moved onto the finals!! soooo excited! happy weekend!

WTFORKS ARE YOU DOIN?!

Intern Kaezel with her Chanel Nailzzz.... I want!!!

Miles Mama (aka my sister) & Miles... oh and me creepin' in the corner

So ummm … we already know that Twilight fans are some of the most hardcore fans there are. But then there’s always that fine line between Twihard and Twitard. And while I’m not gonna be the one to say this is just RIDICULOUS … I will link you to a site that says it for me lol. I’m not buggin so much over the concept of the tat (although I’d never get it), I’m buggin over the quality of the tat itself. I know quite a few artists who could’ve made it more realistic looking for sure. Click here to read the full post.

The Eclipse crew just owned the MTV Movie Awards, a gang of never before seen Eclipse pics have recently resurfaced, and we’re less than a month away from the premiere. It’s about that time to dust off New Moon (whether it be the book or dvd) and catch up. And if you’re still a little “eh” ‘cuz it hasn’t settled in yet, here’s a little something to hold  you over ’til the 30th:

Too sexy for their shirts ... and we ain't mad!

Um hi. We were THERE.

Damn that hair! (They actually look really smitten though. I kinda rather have these 2 be together in real life instead of RobSten ('cuz I'm a hater lol)

See more at TwilightGuy.com

According to Vanity Fair’s July issue, fivesomes must be the new threesomes and I ain’t mad at all! How hot do Bryce Dallas Howard, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Julia Jones, and Nikki Reed look? Reptar, whatever cave you’ve been hiding in, I fully expect you to do a review of this picture ASAP! LOL. Ladies and gents who do you think shines the brightest in this spread? I think upside down/sideways Nikki Reed kinda resembles Kim Kardashian here and while I know some of yall can’t stand her, it’s a compliment. I think both ladies are goreous, although everyone looks beautiful in this picture. But damn, can we get this same picture except taken from the bottom of the fellas of Eclipse so it looks like their in a football huddle?

Source: Vanity Fair (Good lookin out Kris!)

Its been awhile.   Nice to see you all again.  =)    Me n Yosh on my most recent trip to NYC.    Safe travels to our motherland, Jess!

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DooWa

Yes I’m cheating but hey, at least it’s still Friday. All doll’d up and ready to go, have a good weekend WTForkers!

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T.I.: Holy CRAP! It’s Friday again?! Well that was fast. Now that my nephew is getting older we are having a lot more fun and the time is flying by.  Since I’ve only had about 10 hours of sleep total  in the past 3 days (fml), I put some sunglasses on for this one. Now…it’s nap time!