What the Forks?!

There’s been a lot of KStew buzz lately with The Runways press tour in full swing BUT c’mon ladies… you know you’d rather be drooling of RPatz then checking out Kristen any day… Right?!

Well here yah go… here’s some new outtakes of RPatz from his GQ shoot. Nomzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

God he’s haaawwtt!!! I love pics of him smokin’ ciggy’s…

Betsey J:

Look I remembered!!!! It’s so early!! 730am EST. Rockin’ my Hellz Bellz “Attack” tee today, so super comfy & perfect for casual Fridays at “work”. Also chopped my hair off a few weeks ago, dunno if you guys can tell. Oh yah, I’m also on Spring Break from school this week! I haven’t had one for like 10 years, I feel like I should be going to the Mtv Beach House or something.  Ok wow…that was a lot of info. Have a great weekend!!!

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YOSHI:

OMG BETSEY!!!! i was JUST wearing that and then i changed because it was all wrinkled and shit BAHAHAHHAA!!! anyway – look at my new porkpie hat (inspired by misslawn and j-bone) – woot woot!

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T.I. is ALIIIIVE! Due to having my computer charger die…like…cords split in half and everything…i am using my moms computer to post my picture today.  she would kill me.  she HATES when i touch her computer.  but what momma don’t know won’t hurt her.

I’m cheating, this picture is our crazy family picture on Christmas and every time i see it i crack up.  I WOULD through up a W in our family pictures hahaha i sooo hope she scrapbooks it! hahaha

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MISSLAWN: Yaaaayyy it’s TGIForks!!! I can’t wait to leave work, head to San Diego and chill w/ my nephew Miles Woot woot!!!!

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WTFly Guy: Reptar with Catherine!

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WTFriends!

happy friday! - alex

WHAT THE FORKS ARE YOU DOING TODAY?!

… Yup, you heard it ladies. There is indeed hope for us cougars that we may be able to snag us some RPizzle. Haha… if you caught Rob’s visit today on The View (btw… I can NOT stand Elizabitch Hasslebeck) he was asked a question via twitter whether or not he would date an older woman & he said,

“I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America… She’s vibrant; it’s sexy. I think the more age, the better.”

Hahahaha… he is frickin’ hilarious, I love it!!!

Last week when I was in NY, Yoshi and I were roaming the streets & stopped dead in our tracks when we saw the ‘Remember Me’ posters. You shoulda seen us… squealing & debating, “Should we take a picture?” “You go first…” “No, you go first” “Ok, I’ll go first”

Haha… Of course we took the pics and Yoshi posted them on her other blog last week but I just had to re-post cuz well duuuuhhh… it’s RPATZ & the ‘Remember Me’ press tours have begun.

RPatz + Misslawn                                    RPatz + Yoshi

lol… doesn’t he look soooo happy next to me?! Arrgghh… love these pics!!!

Look at that stare!!! Awww… melting

This past weekend I had the opportunity to provide clothing from my collection to JBone for some press pics that he was taking. He has really nice, charming and hilarious making the shoot a really fun experience. I wish I could have taken more pics but I had to be professional and wait til the end of the day & all I got was the pic above. Gaahhh… I wish I could provide more details but I really respect Jackson and his team (btw… his manager & publicist are the sweetest people) and don’t want to release any info that may be considered private… wah wah, i know!!!

Oh but I can I just say… he’s waaaaaaayyyyy hotter in person!!! Right Yoshi?!

YOSHI: i’m stuck on a tech call and its like they’re speaking a foreign language, and i’m taking photobooth pics.. SO WTFIRED. anyway – we have a ton of snow, but no snowday for the work folk… although my office is empty today that’s why i was able to take about 5 pics without people looking at me all cray cray… AND AGAIN – i should be paying attention on this call… they’re still talking as i’m typing this out bahahahhaha

i wish i had a headset

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Raaachem:   Can I just say that I loooooovveeeeee 88 Tee’s?    If you know what i’m talkin’ about, then lets be friends.   It’s week 2 of Lent and i’m really regretting this no makeup thing.  I’m tired of looking like armageddon.

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MISSLAWN: I just finished our photo shoot and I am BEAT!!! But of course I still got mad work to finish up before heading outta here so it looks like my TGIF isn’t so TGIF… oh wells. Anyways, this is what I do when I’m stuck at the office by myself… HA!

WTFORKS ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

ok, i cheated, i took this like last week… only because i knew i’d forget to take one this week, or i’d be too lazy to – plus my hair was all done up damnit! =P

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Raaachem:  for lent, i gave up shit talking, makeup, and rice.  looking and feeling shitty starts NOW!

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MISSLAWN: Geeyyaaahh… TGIForks baby!!! I’m back from Vegas & ready to head out to NY this weekend…. Yosh’ prepare your liver cuz I’m comin for yah! Oh and how tender is my pic?! Argghh… now that’s love ladies & gents. Bam gets major points for this… teehee.

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T.I.: This is me not giving a fuck. It’s Friday and my parents just left for vacation. This house is mine for a WEEK!  (this week is going to be CRAZYYYYYY fun!)  However, tonight will just have wine, pjs, bf, dinner, wii, and movies at the house…the only thing better than this would be having my OWN place and doing it every day hahahaha

WTForks are you doin?!

Sit back. Relax. Enjoy. Repeat…

Ok for reals?! I think RPatz is trying to give me a heart attack and teasing me to leave my man at the same time (sorry Bam)… I can’t breath. I can’t think. I can’t stop drooling. I can’t… function.

His shoot for Details Magazine’s 10th Anniversary issue is not for the average twilight teenie boppers… It’s for the well, grown and sexy WTFly chicks like us.

This feature screams S.E.X. and “take those panties off right now!!!”

Ok, I’m gonna stop typing and let the pics speak for themselves… Enjoy ladies, cuz I know you will!!! 

BTW… that model is one lucky bizzznatch!!! Gaaaaaahhhhhhh

See full spread here: Robert Pattinson Life

Misslawn: Yaaaaaayyyy… it’s Friday and Boooooo… I have to work all weekend, wah wah wah. Yup, I even gotta work on V-Day but whatevs, I’ll be in Vegas baby!!! Oh and I look mad tired and not picture ready so here’s my WTF snow globe… do you have one?

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Raaachem: I have no make up on.   I’m in sweats.   I don’t care.    oh and I’m drinkin’ my FAVORITE alcohol ever ever EVER.  its a sake that tastes like SWEET WATER.. oh and its sparkly, just like my main squeeze.

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YOSHI: OVER THIS FKN NY WEATHER.

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Fresher Than A Degree Stick - Reptar

WTFORKS ARE YOU DOIN’ TODAY?!