What the Forks?!

ok first of all, can i just say that i was really bummed that Conan was kicked off his show!!!!  now that that’s out the way, here’s KStew kicking asssssss on Jay Leno!

Looks like our favorite couple (or non-couple) went to the Remember Me premiere together.   the cutest!     but i don’t undersand the knot in KStew’s shirt.   Her tee isn’t long at all?   hrmmm….?!?!

YOSHI: i’m stuck on a tech call and its like they’re speaking a foreign language, and i’m taking photobooth pics.. SO WTFIRED. anyway – we have a ton of snow, but no snowday for the work folk… although my office is empty today that’s why i was able to take about 5 pics without people looking at me all cray cray… AND AGAIN – i should be paying attention on this call… they’re still talking as i’m typing this out bahahahhaha

i wish i had a headset

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Raaachem:   Can I just say that I loooooovveeeeee 88 Tee’s?    If you know what i’m talkin’ about, then lets be friends.   It’s week 2 of Lent and i’m really regretting this no makeup thing.  I’m tired of looking like armageddon.

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MISSLAWN: I just finished our photo shoot and I am BEAT!!! But of course I still got mad work to finish up before heading outta here so it looks like my TGIF isn’t so TGIF… oh wells. Anyways, this is what I do when I’m stuck at the office by myself… HA!

WTFORKS ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

this is a fuckin’ awesome shot.  cannot wait for the runaways!  

Interview Magazine hits news stands in New York and Los Angeles yesterday and Joan Jett covers The Runaways movie from her perspective.

“MCDONNELL: How was it working with Kristen Stewart, who plays you in the film? What did you tell her? How did she study you?

JETT: Well, I found Kristen to be through and through totally professional and just great to be around. I found us to be really, scarily similar, just in our physicality, the way we move through space. The first time we met was a little over a year ago, New Year’s Eve. She came to see us do a concert. We hung out for the whole day, and I just dumped on her about everything I could think about The Runaways-I mean, the good, the bad, and the ugly. I told her all that stuff and how much it meant to me. Then she went off to do New Moon, and I didn’t see her again until about two weeks before The Runaways thing started. But she is so authentic. The thing that came through to me was that it was important to her to capture it. She really wanted to nail it. So I gave her all The Runaways music that I could find; I gave her tapes of me talking. . . . When we were together prior to the start of filming, she was staring at me the whole time. And I was fine with it because I knew she was watching my posture, my mannerisms, everything I did, the way I hold my hands, just everything. And she really soaked it in. When we were hanging out together on set, it was like I had a mirror image. Even just sitting around, we’d do the same thing at the same time. It was just great-and it wasn’t creepy. It was wonderfully special.”

See the whole interview on Interview.

[via Twilight Lexicon]

ok, i cheated, i took this like last week… only because i knew i’d forget to take one this week, or i’d be too lazy to – plus my hair was all done up damnit! =P

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Raaachem:  for lent, i gave up shit talking, makeup, and rice.  looking and feeling shitty starts NOW!

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MISSLAWN: Geeyyaaahh… TGIForks baby!!! I’m back from Vegas & ready to head out to NY this weekend…. Yosh’ prepare your liver cuz I’m comin for yah! Oh and how tender is my pic?! Argghh… now that’s love ladies & gents. Bam gets major points for this… teehee.

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T.I.: This is me not giving a fuck. It’s Friday and my parents just left for vacation. This house is mine for a WEEK!  (this week is going to be CRAZYYYYYY fun!)  However, tonight will just have wine, pjs, bf, dinner, wii, and movies at the house…the only thing better than this would be having my OWN place and doing it every day hahahaha

WTForks are you doin?!

outtakes from rob’s hot hot hot detail magazine spread.

aaaand outtakes from RollingStone

via Pattinsonlife

Cougars and cougettes unite.  Today, I stand before you, not as another cat in competition, but united together for a common cause. 

Today,  Taylor Lautner turns of age.  Today, he turns EIGHTEEN.

::pause for effect::

Ladies!   Today, we can throw the word “pedophile” out the window.  We no longer have to feel dirty, or shameful, or hide our lusty thoughts over this striking young man with a striking young body.     We no longer have to hide our cougar pants or muffle the “rawr” within us. 

Today, Mr. Lautner does not know what’s coming.  Today, we can go back to that post w/ his penis in his sweat pants and happily oogle without feeling disgusting.  Today, Taylor is fair game.

GAME ON, BITCHES!  GAME ON! 

p.s. Happy Birthday Taylor.   We luh you.

This Valentine’s day, instead of spending it with our loved ones… DooWa and I are heading out to the Twilight Convention to spend it with The Wolf Pack!

If you’re in the Bay Area and you wanna spend the day with us, whispering sweet nothing in each other’s ear.. come out! 

P.S.  “Sweet Nothings” include the words bitch, whore, and cunt. 

Who needs a Valentine when you got Vampires, Werewolves, and Volturi Oh My!