What the Forks?!

all in all – their little mash-up wasn’t that entertaining… kinda funny – like omg, please don’t do it – oh no, they did…

what did you think?

this is gonna be a quick one because these are more like WTF pics:

1. i think justin chon found a pic of me and tried to match my hair, either that, or he’s trying to be the new carlisle.

2. jackson… you look like a porn star.

check out his cowboy stance as he looks on at ashley

3. at least rob, taylor and ashley never disappoint (who else thinks taytay is secretly gay???)

This morning I sat next to the mortal equivalent of Riley on BART (which reminds me, I need to write a missed connections ad on Craigslist for him lmao) and emailed the girls about it. 

This naturally sparked a hormone induced thread where we somehow … got on the topic of Edward’s eyebrows in Eclipse. Which then, reminded me of how his sideburns bothered me. Which then, prompted Jess to bring up his slight weight gain. Which then, made us both realize – “Edward Cullen, you is SLACKIN!”

Don’t get me wrong. I’m forever Team Edward. Although I still can’t shake Jasper’s accent in Eclipse, I reckon it was the hottest thing everrrr. I can only image the pillow talk him and Alice have – but I digress. It’s just that, come on buddy! You’re supposed to be like, the most beautiful thing EVERRR. And in Twilight, when you first graced the screen I totally got it. And judging by the shrieks of dozens of other ladies in the theater that night, they got it too. But that was back when you looked like this:

Grey peacoat blue t-shirt Edward, My fave

And then you left Bella and went off far yonder. Meanwhile your boy Jacob chopped off his hair, and got all buffed on us and you looked somewhat like this:

Airbrushed 6-pack Edward

And then you and Bellz made up, you started to eat more and more deer and began to gain “happy pounds”. In addition to those damn sideburns that look like someone did a bad taper on ‘em (p.s. this pic do his sideburns no justice).

Mutton Edward

In no way am I suggesting that Edward is fat. I mean, come on. Edward is perfect. All he gotta do is run from Forks down to Cali and back and the weight will be gone. I’m just sayin, I want Twilight Edward back. You know, the one I was ashamed of lusting over ‘cuz .. well … ‘CUZ HE WASN’T REAL! Yah, that one.

Which Edward was your fave? Anyone else signing the “Edward Cullen, Please bring sexy back” petition with me? ‘Cuz I’ve been defending his beauty for far too long to have him fall off in Broken Dawn. Boy better bring it! He has a beach scene in it for crying out loud!

New clip! AHH! i can’t WAIT! i feel kinda guilty peaking at all of the clips, but i’m bored to death.  i need a JOB!  however, this kiss made me drool a little bit!

are you getting excited YET? if you aren’t…you need to get your head checked! hahaha

FAAAACK IS IT JUNE 30 YET?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

i swear – ECLIPSE is making me UBER excited again after being disappointed with NM =X