1) I hate ____

2) ____ can’t act

3) and Alice and Jasper are my favorite couple on AND off screen (sorry Jess)

The first two things I mentioned in a previous blog but because they don’t make any bullet-proof vest with the Cullen Crest monogram on it, I dare not repeat them again. However, I figured it was safe to share my thoughts on #3. Besides, Jess is on the other side of the country. By the time she gets over here, I would’ve had plenty of time to escape.

Obviously, I have a favorite pair, but I do think each couple in the Cullen clan is cute in their own way and all have a love that is worthy of an eternity together. So just to be fair, I’m giving all of them a shout-out, in high school yearbook form. Starting with …

Most Popular Couple: Bella and Edward

Uh duhhh. She was Forks’ new booty, and he was the only single Cullen left. Either way they were hot on the market, until they made the market crash along with the hopes of horny high school boys and unworthy mortal girls when they hooked up. She proved that you didn’t need to be on the cheer leading team to score the towns most eligible bachelor and he made it cool to be … well, dead.

Most Successful Couple: Esme and Carlisle

So I know they’re not even in high school, but whatever, technically they’re all a fafillion years old so none of them should be attending Forks anyway. But I just couldn’t leave mama and papa Cullen outta this. You gotta give them some credit for beating the odds and raising a gang of human friendly vampires all by themselves!

Best Looking Couple: Rosalie and Emmett

If the Cullens were allowed to associate with other humans on a consistent basis, Emmet and Rosalie would be the quintessential “it” couple. She’d be Regina George in Mean Girls, captain of the cheer leading squad, and all the girls would copy her every move. He’d be Zack in She’s All That, wear his Letterman jacket to sleep, and be captain of every sports team there was. And of course, they’d be prom king and queen.

And the coveted title of  Cutest Couple of course goes to: Alice and Jasper

I mean. Just LOOK AT THEM! How can you not love these two? I honestly don’t know why they aren’t together in real life. I want to talk to both of their parents so I can convince them to do an arranged marriage between the two for the greater good of human kind.

OK fine, I’m being just a wee bit dramatic. But seriously, I loved them since Twilight when he twirled her around the cafeteria and then into the hearts of Jasper and Alice fans worldwide. She was the perfect pixie balance to him always looking like he was in pain. And their “newborn training” scene in Eclipse pretty much just sealed the deal for me.

“Of course she saw me coming.”

“Well you made me wait long enough”

Or something like that. GAH. I die now. And just because I lurve ‘em so much, here’s 2 more.

So. Who is your favorite Twilight couple and why?! They don’t have to be one of the Cullens, nor do they even need to be together in the movie. Hell, they don’t even need to be the same species! Think Jacob and Angela Weber would be better together? Then tell us why!

From Straightstimes.com:

LOS ANGELES – BRITISH actor and star of the Twilight film franchise is reportedly in talks with Summit Entertainment regarding a TV spin-off, according to Contactmusic magazine.

The actor, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the films, could earn almost S$2.03 million per episode if the Twilight story moves over to the small screen, reported entertainment media on Wednesday.

According to a report in the Daily Telegraph newspaper, producers want to maximise the films’ popularity by launching the television series next year after the release of the third movie in the franchise, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, in June next year.

The recently released New Moon, the second in the series, has grossed more than S$319 million in 10 days since its premiere in the US.

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why did my 2nd favorite vampire call out my 1st favorite vampire?  WTFFFFFF?

In a new interview with Marie Claire, True Blood’s resident vampire Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill Compton) has some choice words for New Moon bloodsucker Rob Pattinson.

“He’s a p***y! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.”  [source]

forreal Bill, forreal?  u callin out my Edward?  FOR SERIOUS?  i’m rethinking about my True Blood “series recording” for now.  i am SOOO TURNED OFF.

Edward Cullen vs Manny Pacquiao

aswang is the Tagalog word for vampire.

while in Vancouver, we werent able to watch “The Fighting Pride of the Philippines” Manny Pacquaio destroy Ricky Hatton in last Saturday’s match. But please believe we were informed of his 2nd round knock out win, and proceeded to celebrate as if we were in Vegas.

I came accross this article from my friend JBeez and it had me going “hmmmmmmm”

NY Boxing Examiner Michael Marley.. has suggested that.., Manny Pacquiao ..might be afraid of the Twilight vampires, but that he thinks that he could take them.

I wonder which particular vampires Mr. Marley is referring to, because from my read of the Twilight series there’d be no chance.

Sure Pacquiao’s a great fighter, a philanthropist (richer than his own government, so he hands out food and necessities to the poor out of his own pocket), and he has a great deal of promise with his career, but take on Edward Cullen? Not so sure.

In the Twilight series, Edward Cullen (played by Robert Pattinson in the film version) is lightning fast (and I don’t mean in the float like a butterfly sense, I mean lightning), “impossibly” strong (as Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, would say in the film version), practically made of concrete and marble, venomous, and a mind reader. So, Pacquiao’s chances against Edward? Slim to none.

read the rest of the article and pacquiao’s chances against the rest of the Cullen’s here.

see the uncensored pic after the jump!

most mornings i like to sing this as i get out the shower cuz i feel like its the thing to do.. something about starting off the morning fresh just starts the day off right. feel me?

well, apparently, our boy RPATZ doesnt. according to an article titled Robert Pattinson Hates Soap homeboy likes to think his natural musk gives the axe effect.

“Robert Pattinson also hates shampoo. And conditioner. And shower puffs. Fuck, he even hates water, because the dude apparently never washes his shit and it’s starting to gross out whores on the set of New Moon. Pig Pen lives in RPattz! So the sparkle dust must really be shiny dirt particles.

Some source who hasn’t grown to appreciate the fresh scene of a farting unicorn in the morning told E! (via SS), “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks.”

Robert himself will be the first to tell you that he isn’t really a fan of that washing his ass or anything else. A while ago Robert said he can go weeks, if not YEARS, without washing his magical forest hair, “I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever.”

can i say… GAH-ROSS! this is just WTFuckery if u ask me. seriously i just cannot comprehend WHY someone would refuse to shower, or clean themselves. i mean, does he WANT maggots in his ass? (p.s. being filipina and using a tabo everytime i shit, i cannot BEGIN to think about his ass crack and the cespool of disgustingness thats in there)

i almost want to minus points and call him ugly cuz now when i think about him i instantly smell a bag of onions…. and i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. just a little bit. REDEEM YOURSELF ROBERT! REDEEM YOURSELF!

I would describe his voice as gothic and full of soul – perhaps if Johnny Cash were to meet John Mayer at a Nora Jones’ concert? =)

Anywho, here’s a youtube clip from the Twilight soundtrack. If you recall, it was the background music during the restaurant scene after Edward saves Bella in Port Angeles.

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(I know, I am not a fan of photo compilations on youtube either)