What the Forks?!

So ummm, remember that underaged shirtless warewolf kid from the Twilight series? The one that had cougars of all shapes, colors, and sizes in a frenzy? Well he’s back. In GQ mag. With a vengeance. With all “To Catch a Predator” thoughts aside though, this is his best spread (no pun intended) thus far. I esp love the ones of him with his hands wrapped up. I’m just gonna stare at his abs and pretend he’s someone else now … who? I don’t care. Long as they’re at least 25. But for the rest of yall, you definitely want to check out the rest of the pics after the jump. And make sure you got a sham-wow nearby.

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New clip! AHH! i can’t WAIT! i feel kinda guilty peaking at all of the clips, but i’m bored to death.  i need a JOB!  however, this kiss made me drool a little bit!

are you getting excited YET? if you aren’t…you need to get your head checked! hahaha

So another version of the Eclipse clip is out, this time with a little bit more Edward and Bella.

What did you think?? Excited? Did you get your tickets yet?  I got mine and I am over the moon excited!

Love this behind the scenes clip of the threesome at the Oprah show, Hilarity!!! The chest grabbin’, tent scene talk & a wall scare make for the perfect interview.

Check-Check… Check it out!!!

There is one common dream that all ‘Twilight’ fans share…meeting a member of the cast, specifically Robert or Taylor. Well the other night,  fellow Twi-fan & blogger Monica (aka Cash Moni) had the chance to meet Taylor Lautner.

When I found out about this meeting (via Twitter of course) I immediately jumped at the chance to have her do a guest post on WTForks…she happily agreed.

“My Moment With Taylor Lautner”

Before I delve into the specifics of what might very well be the best moment of my life thus far, I think it is important to have some sort of background on my thoughts/ feelings on Taylor Lautner. Very simply, I am batshit crazy, Japanese fan girl, statutory rape in love with him. He’s gorgeous and I would most definitely take him over R.Patz any day. TEAM JACOB all the way! I have always liked him better than Rob and was ecstatic when I saw that he was taking on a bigger role in New Moon. Like most girls who are over the age of 14, at first I was ashamed and even embarrassed that I liked Twilight so much. After seeing New Moon and the sexiness that is a half naked tay tay in cutoff shorts running around through most of the movie dripping wet from the rain, there was no turning back.

After my moment with Taylor Lautner last night and my several freakish stalker tweets (filled with exclamation points and hearts galore) later, Betsey J direct messaged me and asked me if I would like to do this guest post on WTForks?! to describe my experience with Taylor. Since I love this blog to begin with, I said of course.

Last night started off like any other. I got off work around 7pm and one of my amazing friend’s (who I am now indebted to) decided he was going to take me and my bf to dinner as our belated Christmas present. Being the baller that he is, this dinner ended up taking place at Morton’s steakhouse in Downtown LA. An hour later, two mojitos deep and stuffing my face with lobster, I am enjoying my dinner when I look to the left and see the love of my life Taylor Lautner turn the corner…..

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noooooooooooooooooo!! Taylor squared is no more!  The split has been confirmed.  It’s kinda sad cause I thought they were really cute together, but sometimes things just don’t work out, right?

Well…at least all of those in cougarville will have fresh 18 year old meat on February 11, 2010!  Happy hunting!

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Attention Cougars of the world!   There’s hope for us afterall!!! 

Our very own Cougar Cub, Taylor Lautner, is set to be cast in a remake of 1985’s “Vision Quest”.   He’d be playing Matthew Modines part in the movie.

How does this have anything to do with us?    BECAUSE.

Modine, in the movie, is a high school wrestling star  WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH AN OLDER WOMAN boarding in his dad’s home. 

I’ll just give you all a second to process that shit.

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so not only will we get to see his buff ass wrestling, but i’ll be damned if i dont look better than whatever susan sarandon cougar look a like they choose to play his love interest.   if you ask me, he’s FAIR GAME for us. 

Rawr, bitches!   Rawr!

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Even though he kept his shirt on, Taylor Lautner’s December cover for Men’s Health is generating heat. It’s hard to miss the glaring similarities to the magazine’s October 2007 cover, which featured Jason Statham. When it comes to 1,293 ways to eat better, six-pack abs, dressing for more sex, and the ultimate cardio plan, it seems we’ve seen it all before. No, really, we have. Compared side-by-side, cover lines like “Gain Muscle, Lose Pounds” are exactly the same, word for word, and appear in exactly the same spot.

The magazine’s editor tells Mediaite that the recycling is an intentional stunt, and that they sent an alternate cover to subscribers. “Rest assured-it’s this originality and reporting rigor that’s made us the biggest men’s magazine brand in the world,” says editor-in-chief David Zinczenko. He added in an interview with The New York Post that “it was part of overall branding strategies.”

So maybe they really did just want to make us look. But then wouldn’t Lautner alone have done the trick?

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Taylor will be in YOUR living room THIS Saturday night (12/12) hosting Saturday night live! Whos excited?????????

I know I am!  It ought to be an awesome night of howling at the mo…err…uh… laughing!

Robert Pattinson was spotted last night out and about with his guys at LA’s Hotel Cafe Bar, but once the news got out he had to make a quick exit. RPatz seems to be sporting a new extra long and scruffy beard as well!
I sorta love it.

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Taylor Lautner was also spotted in LA, but he was actually on his way out. He’s apparently heading to NYC to start rehearsals for his SNL appearance, which will be airing on Dec.12th.
Uhm….can we stop and drool for a moment at those arms of his?!!
He’s not even flexing!

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