What the Forks?!

i have to say that george lopez is one of my favorite comedians all times.  he never misses a beat and the faces he makes during his shows could make me spray pop all over the person in front of me.

so he went to the Regal theater to interview twilight fans and asked them why he should like the twilight saga…y sabes que it’s going to be good

and THEN george steps it up about 2938505872095820 notches and brings taylor to his show!! aoehioathaiothaiotha

Twilight Mania

Old pals…

Taylor beefs up

wait…YOU’RE a taylor fan??

(via TBS)

sooo I JUST walked in the door from seeing new moon for the third time.  don’t judge me, some of you KNOW you saw it that many times too (or maybe more!)  I really can’t seem to get enough of it and i have a feeling i’ll see it a few more times before it leaves the theaters.  (once the DVD is up…well…my poor boyfriend can either endure it like edward in biology class or he can go watch tv in the other room.

so anyway!  here is my new moon review.

• eyebrows. What the forks is up with everyone’s eyebrows? Edwards look like bushes, Jacobs almost look to0 small, and Bellas are uneven.  (That apparently didn’t make a difference to me when I went at my face with a pair of tweezers and tried to get the Bella look.  Look’s like I’ll be drawing a little extra this month…oops.)

• My favorite scene was when Edward came to school on Bella’s birthday and then kissed her. However, every scene they kiss in definitely ranks wayy up there. (I can tell you where my least favorite was: in the kitchen. “hey Jacob, remove your lips from her lip before I come in there and smack you.”

• Don’t even get me started on Jacobs nose…

• Billy Burke- I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I swear you stole EVERY scene you were in!

• Rachelle – you are beautiful.

• The wolfpack is growing on me a little bit.  Chaske is tooo hot and when Alex says “sorry” I just want to pinch his cheeks.

• Rob Pattinson. That is all. (mmmmmm)

• and just a side note, when we walked out of the theater tonight it was SO foggy.  I kept saying ooooo maybe Edward will pop out of the trees!  (I’m so glad no one was out for a stroll where we were driving because I significantly creeped myself out…and I would have needed a pants change.)

On a more serious note, I thought the score was amazing.  There were some parts where I couldn’t help but think of Dracula type music, but in other parts the piano was so beautiful that I wanted more.  I need to find the new score for piano ASAP.  I also need to get my hands on the sound track!

I’m still not sure which color scheme I liked better, but I loved how they played with the colors for New Moon  making it more warm to go with with the whole Jacob being like his own personal sun thing.

I could keep going for hours, but I won’t.  I hands DOWN loved this movie! However, I’m aching for Eclipse.  It is my favorite next to Breaking Dawn and I’m just tooo excited for it!

I considered hiding my hideous fail of Bella eyebrows...but I'll leave it as a warning for you all. DO NOT TRY IT AT HOME!